I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm at about main and main street
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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