walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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