is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
