Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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