My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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