are you still at the devil's house?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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