no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You pole danced in your parka.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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