that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I love you.
Bad choice
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