dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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