I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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