Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So much rum. So many feels.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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