I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
