Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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