I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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