maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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