'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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