Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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