barbara walters just said penis...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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