there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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