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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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(905): View more from Ontario

he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She just messaged me 19 sad faces.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket

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(775): View more from Nevada

have fuck

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*fun

(775): View more from Nevada

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good

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