we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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