i permit you to call me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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