Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
How does it feel to date your dad?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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