I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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