dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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