gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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