Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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