My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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