I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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