Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
