you would pick up someone in the library
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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