So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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