I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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