Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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