Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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