about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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