Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
