I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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