So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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