Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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