he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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