sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Randomize
