Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
do herpes really smell.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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