there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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