A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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