Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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