Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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