ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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