Well apparently he's into motor boating.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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