I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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