my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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