Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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