Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just had sex bonerless
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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