yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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